Q&A: How Long Do I Wait To Contact A Girl I Like?

Dear Juliette, I met a girl last week while I was out and she gave me her phone number by texting me. I texted her back right away while we were sitting there as a joke. Now 2 days have gone by and she still hasn’t responded, so I’m not sure if I should text …

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6. Stefan Helicopter: Your Trial and MANY Errors Let On By My Non-prejudiced Willingness to Go Out With A Jock.

Article 4. Stefan Helicopter: Your Trial and MANY Errors Let On By My Non-prejudiced Willingness to Go Out With A Jock. The Trial: What was I thinking, you ask. Well my dear reader, I wrote a rant not that long ago about how I don’t have a type, (but moreso because I would like to …

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The Drone Theory

“The Drone Theory” applies to the dating scene as well in more specific categories. I have ALL KINDS of theories about that, such as “The Intimidation Theory” and “The Being Old In A University Town Theory”. It has been no picnic trying to find equals here. The essence of both theories are that guys would …

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Q&A: How Can I Go Off Shyness?

Dear Juliette, I find it uneasy dating a lady. The fact is, I am shy. How can I go off shyness? My Dear Reader, I am no psychologist but it seems likely to me that shyness is a psychological issue that you can probably train yourself out of. It has been said that women find …

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A Sexual Tornado Passes You By…Because You Are Too Stupid To Jump Into It.

A Sexual Tornado Passes You By…Because You Are Too Stupid To Jump Into It. Imagine a passionate sexual tornado that is about to pass you by when all you have to do is subtly extend one of your extremities to get swept up into it. Modern men don’t seem to have the ability to understand …

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Q&A: How Do I Find Out About A Girl’s Sexual History?

Dear Juliette, I just started dating a girl and I like her a lot but she has a bit of a reputation for being slutty. I am not totally sure if all the stories I have heard are true, but how can I ask her without her being offended? My Dear Reader, Number one, above …

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Q&A: How Do I Ask Out the Waitress Who Serves Me Every week?

Dear Juliette, I have a really big crush on the waitress who serves me every week at a restaurant I go to. I can’t tell if she likes me or if she is just being nice to me because it’s her job. How can I tell if she wants me to ask her out or …

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Q&A: How Do I Get a Girl To Sleep With Me On the First Date?

Dear Juliette, How do I get a girl to sleep with me on the first date? My Dear Reader, I knew this was going to happen, so how appropriate for this to be the first question submitted…and frankly I am happy to address it so you can all ready my opinion on the subject. Since …

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The Ironic Plan: My Original Prologue For My Half-Written Book, Which I Cannot help But Aspire To Intend to Complete Through This Website

The Ironic Plan                                                           Written 2006, revised 2013   Unwavering Logic By Individual Circumstance   A book written about how difficult it is to write a book.   Specifically, this is about how hard it was to find …

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5. The Trial and Error/Attack Of Hickeyman: Yes, A Grown Man Who Gives Hickies and My GREAT Dismay In Other Behavioural Departments

The Trial: Hickeyman and I started talking on pof and it seemed as though we had quite a bit in common. He was living off of internet start-ups he had made successful with his knowledge of Internet Marketing, which by coincidence was exactly what I was beginning to research for this very website. He was …

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