Q&A: How Long Do I Wait To Contact A Girl I Like?

Dear Juliette, I met a girl last week while I was out and she gave me her phone number by texting me. I texted her back right away while we were sitting there as a joke. Now 2 days have gone by and she still hasn’t responded, so I’m not sure if I should text …

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6. Stefan Helicopter: Your Trial and MANY Errors Let On By My Non-prejudiced Willingness to Go Out With A Jock.

Article 4. Stefan Helicopter: Your Trial and MANY Errors Let On By My Non-prejudiced Willingness to Go Out With A Jock. The Trial: What was I thinking, you ask. Well my dear reader, I wrote a rant not that long ago about how I don’t have a type, (but moreso because I would like to …

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The Drone Theory

“The Drone Theory” applies to the dating scene as well in more specific categories. I have ALL KINDS of theories about that, such as “The Intimidation Theory” and “The Being Old In A University Town Theory”. It has been no picnic trying to find equals here. The essence of both theories are that guys would …

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Q&A: How Can I Go Off Shyness?

Dear Juliette, I find it uneasy dating a lady. The fact is, I am shy. How can I go off shyness? My Dear Reader, I am no psychologist but it seems likely to me that shyness is a psychological issue that you can probably train yourself out of. It has been said that women find …

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A Sexual Tornado Passes You By…Because You Are Too Stupid To Jump Into It.

A Sexual Tornado Passes You By…Because You Are Too Stupid To Jump Into It. Imagine a passionate sexual tornado that is about to pass you by when all you have to do is subtly extend one of your extremities to get swept up into it. Modern men don’t seem to have the ability to understand …

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5. The Trial and Error/Attack Of Hickeyman: Yes, A Grown Man Who Gives Hickies and My GREAT Dismay In Other Behavioural Departments

The Trial: Hickeyman and I started talking on pof and it seemed as though we had quite a bit in common. He was living off of internet start-ups he had made successful with his knowledge of Internet Marketing, which by coincidence was exactly what I was beginning to research for this very website. He was …

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Q&A: I Love Someone Who Is Dating Someone Else

Dear Juliette, I truly love this lady but she is already dating someone else. My Dear Reader, This past week I gave my best friend the advice I am going to give you. She was interested in a guy she dated briefly a few years ago when she was hung up on someone else, so …

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The (Actual) Intimidated Boy Syndrome Theory – Written 2006, revised 2016

It took a few weeks to develop this theory because I guess I didn’t realize how rampant it was in my life and how simplistic and primitive the behaviour is until now. Generalizing is pretty easy when things seem to always turn out the same way but it wasn’t until recently that what I thought …

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Q&A: How Do I Know If My Boyfriend Loves Me?

Dear Juliette, I’m not sure with my boyfriend if he truly loves me or not. What to do? My Dear Reader, I think that this is the greatest stigma attached to love and relationships. We struggle with whether or not to trust someone, whether or not to give them your heart, whether or not to …

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Q&A: How Do I Walk Away From A Two Year Relationship?

Dear Juliette, How do I walk away from a two year relationship? My Dear Reader, My first instinct is to ask what the reason is for the break up. Do you just not love her? (For the sake of writing I will assume you are a man wanting to break up with a woman, if …

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